Post by davidito on Aug 23, 2005 19:07:58 GMT 11
RUETERS. Washington.
The Department of Homeland defence has announced its latest weapon on the war on terror: La.
The government has spent 3 years and billions of dollars scouring the globe looking for special individuals with the unique skills to combat the biggest threat facing the nation today.
The person they were looking for turned out to be the international phenomenom known as La.
"La's guns, and his ability to turn both men and women alike turn to jelly will make him invaluable in the fight for freedom and the war against terror" says department vice president Ricky Roderiguez, "not to mention the boost in morale it will give to our troops to have him on our side."
La will be deployed to the front line and will be used for number of military excersizes. Roderiguez says that a mere flash of his guns will send terrorists running and his winning smile broadcast around the clock on the al jazeera television network (with his trademark 'foops' moustache in fully glory) will no doubt attract many a would be suicide bomber to the cause of freedom.
La is yet to make confirm his availability and his hectic schedule with his numerous girlfriends will almost certainly cause problems. Roderiguez says that he is grateful for the military's "dont ask, dont tell" in this particular case and he that with the large number of La fans and fellow foops enthusiasts within the military will be enough to convince La to lend a helping hand.
The Department of Homeland defence has announced its latest weapon on the war on terror: La.
The government has spent 3 years and billions of dollars scouring the globe looking for special individuals with the unique skills to combat the biggest threat facing the nation today.
The person they were looking for turned out to be the international phenomenom known as La.
"La's guns, and his ability to turn both men and women alike turn to jelly will make him invaluable in the fight for freedom and the war against terror" says department vice president Ricky Roderiguez, "not to mention the boost in morale it will give to our troops to have him on our side."
La will be deployed to the front line and will be used for number of military excersizes. Roderiguez says that a mere flash of his guns will send terrorists running and his winning smile broadcast around the clock on the al jazeera television network (with his trademark 'foops' moustache in fully glory) will no doubt attract many a would be suicide bomber to the cause of freedom.
La is yet to make confirm his availability and his hectic schedule with his numerous girlfriends will almost certainly cause problems. Roderiguez says that he is grateful for the military's "dont ask, dont tell" in this particular case and he that with the large number of La fans and fellow foops enthusiasts within the military will be enough to convince La to lend a helping hand.
